Sydney, clocktower, sex, picture

The number of potential suspects in the case of a couple seen having sex on top of a Sydney clock-tower are expanding rapidly as internet commenters everywhere rush to make their lurid confessions.

As  the Daily Telegraph reported:

“According to police yesterday, not a single witness to the naked clock-tower clinch has lodged a complaint, meaning police were not currently investigating it.

"Obviously it is something we would look into as an act of indecency," Inspector Bell said. "We often get cases like it in Hyde Park or Belmore Park. If we're told about it we'll grab them."

You’ll grab what exactly, Inspector Bell?

But anyway, until such time as that crucial complaint arrives, police face a huge task, not only in looking at acts of indecency, but then narrowing down the increasing numbers of boastful people who claim that they were the ones having their bells rung.