More, than, petrol, pumped

Rather than conduct their love making in privacy a Darwin man and his partner were overcome by passion on a petrol station's forecourt:

The Darwin Magistrates Court has heard that 29-year-old Lionel Mark William Spratt was seen sitting with a woman in a ute parked at a bowser, near the front door of an Adelaide River petrol station last September.

The court heard the woman got out of the driver's seat and sat on his lap and he started to "passionately kiss her".

The court heard the woman was making "loud moaning noises" and moving her body in a way that indicated the pair were having sex.

Jeez, since when is it illegal for a woman to check out a man's dipstick?